Ramblings I
From the 1991 Holiday single

but I think your drums are
no cheep ones
hey everybody uh this is Eddie from pearl jam
and Jeff
and me too
and mike
and it's me mike
and I'd talk to you if I could fucking see you if I talk I'd fuck up the song so sorry
and he cusses too every time he talkes
and Dave
Daves here
Daves not here and
Dave is in the house
Dave is here
I am the chief who undress in a green prom dress
he's not a quiet percussion one he's the new not quiet hard hitting one
I'm not the grinch cuse I didn't have a drink
anyway we all thought we'd wish you a merry Christmas
and we're very happy right now cause we're on tour with the chilli peppers
and that's them playing in the background and a happy new year
and god bless everyone everywhere
that was mike he's tiny Tim now
and this is Eddie saying I'm a rhino and my skin is two feet thick
so we'll leave you with this song and thank you again bye
se you merry Christmas
merry christman woo no cheep ones
happy happyness is good
yes we like that
happy (x7) is good
you think the slayer tour is out or what
the slayer tours not happpering this year
we should probley rap this up cuse
See ya
being paied right now
bye merry Christmas
bye slayer happy new year
that was ment to blow up your speakers
this is my it's actually the devil in santa clauses suit after all if you switch the
letters around in santa it speels satin
you gotta switch em around and change a couple of them
I just saw that last night on the news you know those little...